Dear foreigners who can see my letter.
You better throw out all your equip. You know.
Gibson, Fender, Ibanez etc - is shit. Believe me.
Mesa, Peavey, Marshall, Bogner - is the waste of money. They made it from old TVsets.
The only true sound is russian.
Buy russian gear for music.
Ostap Custom and Chris Custom gear is made on KGB certificated and Putin qualified factories on Baikonur. The secret Uranium Valvetronix. Space creature. Fly away from me. Who are you!?
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Yerasov came from Saturn. Hi there.
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Vodka, priv'et, medved, Lenin