Давайте письмо коллективное Ваю накатаем.
Типа: Dear Mr. Vai.
We are writing to you from Russia. You're creating good music, but here in Russia we are fond of local band Ranetki. The lead singer from this band is Anya, and imagine, she is playing the Ibanez, your signature JEM guitar series.
Our Russian teenagers thinks that she is playing better than you, and you like to shred, because you're don't know notes.
Dear Mr. Vai, please come here and kill this young stupid bitch using her JEM copy.
Sincirely yours,
Guitaplayer.ru members.
PS We would be your fans, if you killed her in the last year.