“You might even be a little green person. Little green people, people who say ‘Mind the planet! Be nice to the monkey and the fishes. Let’s make our own clothes out of body fluid.’ Now, everything they say is pretty much correct, about the planet and the environment and so on, but no body listens to them anywhere. They are the vegan at the dinner table of Life. People who come to your house and say ‘I’m hungry!’ and then you go ‘Alright, let me try and feed you’ and then they say ‘I’m vegan’, and you go ‘Fuck it, here’s a torch, go into the garden, see what you can find, ok?’ Leave me alone. They tell you ‘You can get everything you need from pulses and lentils and things like that.’ Yeah, everything you need except company, which is not to be had, because you are dying, bent double, in a miasma of your own toxic farts.”