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Some Good Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Guitars
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  Women are more fun when the power goes out
  You can't get your guitar wet
  Ever try to screw a guitar?
  A guitar won't beg to be played
  It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
  Guitars aren't very aggressive
  A guitar won't play you back
  You need two hands to make a guitar scream
  A guitar doesn't care who plays it
  You can't play two guitars at once
  It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.
  Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
  If you really do want little guitars, you have to buy them.
  You can't marry a rich guitar.
  Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.
  Guitars don't taste very good

You can't play two guitars at once

Ну почему же? Trey Gunn фигачил на 2х touch гитарах одновременно на одной вещи.

:-)

Там половина пунктов весьма спорные

А вообще лучше и то, и другое

почему же?
у Сержа была попытка:
http://guitarplayer.ru/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9304