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LSD is so potent

 Мне именно друган крайние звонки почему-то вспоминал про свой опыт марки.ровки)))
...В Матрице поветрие... Я зная чем становились крестьяне отравившиеся спорыньёй, на такой опыт не пойду. После этого с человеком в разведку идти ...непредсказуемо - печать на мозгах его чОткая

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  Но им конечно помогло минуя многолетние упражнения быстро некую часть МузГармонии понять... Но лучше - работая.

I guess, i shouldn´t have expected too much from drug addicts.

Knopfler, I guess, you should never expect too much from any human, let alone drug addicts....

Some propeller people don't have enough jam

Stomer, Some propeller people can get stuck in a traffic jam only if their propeller gets broken, so they have to drive to a jam store insted of flying, while the fuckin' chinese-made propeller is getting fixed......

iZEP, Сенк йу вери мач! 

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Stomer, If some propeller people don't have enough jams, they should buy guitars, drums and stuff, form a rock'n'roll band and jam as much as they want. Their girlfriends can only come to a jam, if they bring a jar of jam and a six-pack of beer each, so that jam-loving propeller people can have enough jam and booze for a good headbanging jam

Stomer, In the South-West, the propeller people use little mushrooms, honey and beer to power up and lubricate their propeller engines. Most recently, they patented the formula and sold it to GAZPROM for a jar of jam. Secret locations where the little mushrooms are grown, have also been taken over by GAZPROM shortly after the corporation's officials visited the propeller people's Chief with a sledgehammer. Now that the Wagner PMC troops have been deployed at the little mushroom farms, the propeller people have to buy the stuff from GAZPROM for about 1300$ per gallon

Knopfler, It is still being tested at customer focus groups. The manufacturer is currently considering "Herring/Melon", "Herring/Apple/Ilang-ilang", "Anchovy/Peach/Spearmint/Vanilla" and "Little pickled mushrooms/Corned Ham/Strawberry". My personal choice is "Свиной балык/Мелкие маринованные грибки/Клубника" 

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Stomer, Some propeller people decided to go out to the streets of their home city to peacefully protest against overpriced little mushrooms and honey. Some of them also demanded that leopards must be set free. Ten minutes later they found themselves lying on the floor of a police vehicle, with their propellers totally destroyed and their asses ripped by mop handles and champagne bottles. Little did the propeller people know....

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Stomer, The sad story of 'Пропеллерные Люди' must go on! Your turn now....

https://youtu.be/CQAT5qdG8tI